'You don't get older, you get better.' Shirley Bassey
'Don't let ageing get you down. It's too hard to get back up.' John Wagner
You might not be a spring chicken any more, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't keep on strutting your stuff! This collection of witty quotations, light-hearted yarns and cheerful jokes will help you stay young at heart, and see the funny side of getting older with a smile on your face.